god my moms doing that thing where she calls me and I reply with what and then she doesn’t reply, like jesus 

meteor-falls:

Icefall CavePokemon LeafGreen for Game Boy Advance

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

me:
hello darkness my old friend
darkness:
do i know u

if they switched bodies do they get the devil fruit powers of the person or do those switch too im so confused either way i’m like whoa

Anonymous sent: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

Me:
WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is